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Lol same happened to me. Some people made me frightened to poop after having Junior and it wasnt even that bad and I got stitches haha.
I tore a little and it still didn’t hurt me lol i mean it’s no pre pregnancy poop but it better than that constipation shits you get during pregnancy
katrinaandco asked: Congratulations on your baby! I didn't even know. I hope you enjoy being a mom! It's great!
Thank you!! I love being a mom, i never felt like i had a meaning or a reason for being on this sometimes shitty planet till i got pregnant and once i saw her i knew i was meant to be a mom. It’s something so crazy beautiful about it all. I love getting up to feed her, i love the shitty diapers, being pooped/shit and spit up on, i love how she looks at me, i love breastfeeding. Alexis is my greatest blessing and accomplishment. She is the best thing to ever happen to me. Her and her father.
HEY SO YOU BITCHES[ meant in a loving way]
Made me scared to poop after i had alexis. You all made it seem like it would be worse than having her, I mean yeah it hurts and you can’t really push it out, you have to do baby pushes and kinda just wait for it to work its own way out lol but i expected to be gripping the counter and tub in tears. It isn’t to bad, i’m just happy i get to have post pregnancy poops!!
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Unscripted scenes are some of the best. For example:
Johnny Depp’s “I’ve got a jar of dirt” scene,
the second explosion in The Dark Knight’s hospital scene, and
basically every scene involving Tony Stark in Iron Man.
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What you need:
- 1lb ground turkey or beef. We use turkey because it tastes better and it’s healthier, but it doesn’t really matter.
- Tortillas.
- 1 bag of shredded cheese (I have two because I used up what was left of both bags)
- 1 packet of taco seasoning.
- 1 package of cream cheese.
- Oil/spray oil.
Step 1: Brown the turkey (or beef)
Step 2: While the meat is cooking, put the cream cheese and shredded cheese in a bowl.
Step 3: When the meat is done, add the taco seasoning.
Step 4: Let the taco seasoning cook through for a few minutes.
Step 5: Add the meat to the shredded cheese and cream cheese.
Step 6: Mix it until it looks disgusting.
Step 7: Put a spoonful of the puke mixture onto a tortilla.
Step 8: Fold it like so:
Step 9: Repeat step 8 until you run out of the cheese mixture. Spray the tops of the chimichangas with oil.
Step 10: Bake at 350 for 30 minutes. They’ll look like crunchy pillows.
All done! They’re really filling, too, so Jordan and I can only eat one or two at a time.
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